Showing posts with label Schuhplattler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Schuhplattler. Show all posts

Sunday, 31 July 2011

German Women Don't Get Fat




... and are always chic! 
Well? WELL??? 
I bet that you thought: now dear Britta went totally gaga. German women? Chic?? 
May I try to look into your head when you hear the word "German"? Do I see Gretel with Zöpfen, Dirndl, munching Sauerkraut and Strudel??!? ("Sauerkraut", says husband and grins when I tell him of this post, "Sauerkraut makes slim!" True. Strudel not - but that's imported from Austria.)  
Then why, I ask - WHY? - are a lot of women, millions of women, buying a book with the title "French Women don't get fat"? 
I am often in France, have an ex-brother-in-law there - and let me tell you: the average French woman is short, practically dressed, and often a bit - stout. As she is in Italy. Or in England. Or Germany. 
Of course I see in Paris exceptional beautiful women, very elegant and very chic. But I see them in New York, in in London,  in Florence and in Munich too, and though I never have been to Brisbane I expect to find there also chic women. 
The French have been very clever in building up an image. A cliché. 
The same is true for the image of lovers - head up, Englishmen, no need to hide your light under a bushel! - err- purely (!) scientifically spoken, of course. 
Clichés are nice, they give you a sort of orientation, but beware: you should not believe every fairy tale that dear old grandma is telling you. 
Now I go to eat my Pretzel. With Kraut. Slims like mad - as does my daily dance of Schuhplattler. Hahaha.